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2008-05-13T15:57:00.002-04:00

Fabiane Borges (BR) is a writer and media and communication activist who works with genders, transgenders, and technology. She has a background in squat art and social movements, such as those involving whores, women, low-tech media, indigenous groups, and the anti-psychiatry movement [luta antimanicomial]. She enjoys esquizoanalysis and usually uses the name Cassandras.

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The Amazing Story of..

2008-05-13T15:02:00.000-04:00

The Amazing Story of Ludvick, the beautiful blond Dragon Slayer Knight and future king of Empira, and the Vampires-Werewolfs-Zombies of death!

by
Mister EDgAr [h.], The infamous Bipolar_Robot

The battle of the troll cave labyrinth-dungeon ended like any troll cave labyrinth-dungeon battle, Ludvick, the beautiful blond Dragon Slayer Knight and future King of Empira, fought bravely against the almighty Demi-God cave Chinese dragon Burk-ong, the dragon slayers slayer, and defeated the beast by sneezing on it. The deadly mucus was infected with the SARS virus, dormant in every Empira citizen, that, has everyone knows, means instant death for Chinese dragons.

While teleporting back from the cave to the castle, Ludvick noticed that his power had increased by ten points and he could now sneeze to a distance of 10 feet. Ludvick was very happy with this improvement. Sadly, before Ludvick could make is way back and show everyone all the mighty-shiny treasures he found while battling the cave rats, something went totally wrong with the teleport scroll and Ludvick ended up in the Vampires-Werewolfs-Zombies kingdom of nightmarish nightmare of death.

Ludvick awoke looking at a vomit splatting tree and instantly knew where he was, the evil swamp of torturing pain where the moon is always full, the ground always wet and the mosquitoes sing Celine Dion's all time top 10 songs. Terrorized Ludvick knew that he was at an insufficient Experience Level and couldn't win a battle against the Vampires-Werewolfs-Zombies of death, eternal enemies of the kingdom of Empira, and he had no pants! His only hope was to find a teleport portal and teleport himself back to Empira without being seen by the Vampires-Werewolfs-Zombies of death. Ludvick got up and walked while the mosquitoes singed Be the man in the background.

..
"Used to be scared if I would ever get this close
I'm not afraid to touch you now"
..

Ludvick got caught and turned into a Dragon-Slayer-Knight-Roast and made the King of the Vampires-Werewolfs-Zombies very unhappy with delight. Ludvick's penis, first drenched of all its mighty-pure/white-knight sperm which was preciously secured into the giant sperm vase, handcrafted by the females of this kingdom, was offered to the Vampires-Werewolfs-Zombies God Uhluhtc. This appetizer pleased the God Uhluhtc so much that he decided to send the God of wild orgies [Guest only, please RSVP-ASAP] Araki, to the Vampires-Werewolfs-Zombies kingdom to bless the Queen with its amazingly strong but subtle vanilla flavored fertilizer of fertility that, we would later learn, impregnated the Queen with 200 stinking feet Space-Alien-Demons. Back to the orgy, Araki, on his way down from the heavens, crossed path with an spaceship from the nebula of Mormonia.The Mormonian were extremely beautiful androgynous aliens and Araki couldn't resist the envy to turn the spaceship into a galactic-intersteral orgy. To show their amazing pleasure, the aliens offered Araki a celestial anti-gravity smoking pipe.

Oddly, no one in the kingdom of the Vampires-Werewolfs-Zombies had yet discovered the properties of marijuana and instead used its leaves as ear plugs when swimming. So everyone gathered around the smoking pipe and the Queen brought the most popular drug at the time in the kingdom, mighty-pure/white-knight sperm. The guest smoked and fucked and fucked and smoked for ten days and ten nights. The more fucking there was the more sperm they had for smoking, the more smoking they did, the more they wanted to fuck but, on the tenth night, Araki's penis turned bloody red with fuck blood put an end to the orgy and everyone went back home with tales of adventure and fantasy to tell the little children at night before they would go to bed.

THE END

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2008-05-13T14:23:00.000-04:00

mbl

2008-05-13T13:13:00.000-04:00

Undergoing MyBlogLog Verification

That's just discrimination!!

2008-05-12T12:21:00.002-04:00

Just because my name is tiny-princess_12 on teen.chat.cool.but.inocent it doesn't mean that I'm a child molester and has long has you can't catch me you just can't prove anything!! So stop the bad publicity already..

More Innocent victims of discrimination
Princess 472
Dylan

Off I go...

2008-05-09T18:09:00.001-04:00

I am off to Montreal, it is 18h09 and I wanted to leave at 18h so no more chatting..

Follow me on my twitter account.. if anything happens anyway..

Bye!

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Mao ZeShlong - #2 - one Nation under one Shlong

2008-05-07T19:09:00.001-04:00

Mao ZeShlong - #1 - the Communist Transvestite

2008-05-07T18:25:00.003-04:00

My baby doesn't care for me..

2008-05-07T18:17:00.003-04:00

Well, it's not that she doesn't care, it's just that she's on a plane to London..

I've been home for about 2 minutes and I'm already going crazy! I hate being alone, I can't stand it! The sound of near silence make me want to get drunk and pass out for the rest of the week.. But I won't. Even if I can't stand being with me, myself and I, I have to focus on the I part and remember that it's only for 2 nights and then it's road trip time to Montreal. I can stand two night in a cold and mostly empty king size bed!? DAMN YOU KING SIZE BED!!! and DAMN YOU LONDON!! How dare you steal my baby from me!

I'm eating dill pickle flavoured chips, that's taken care of that, then there will be the donuts probably with a movie and a lot of loneliness cries.. I just suck at being a man!

More self centered desperation later..

to do..

2008-05-07T15:39:00.004-04:00

@ Work
- Steal the guy who got fired last week's desk (Clean thoroughly!)
- Get SAP rolling dog dammit!

@ Home
- Make 2 music CD for the Montreal drive,
- Work on this blog,
- Eat donut & chips,
- Think of my baby who will be on a plane to London.

Planing for May 9 to 11

2008-05-07T12:07:00.002-04:00

I will be in Montreal from Friday night (9) till Sunday night (11). I'll get to Montreal at around 21h Friday.

May 9
Party and gay sex.

May 10 and 11
Shopping and chilling downtown

2008-05-07T11:31:00.001-04:00

OK! I over reacted again...